Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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