Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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