I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
