guys are not supposed to queef...right?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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