It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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