a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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