awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
home. puking in laundry basket.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
