Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
tell your sister to shave her snatch
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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