I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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