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• (760): View more from California

  What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo

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  Cremation, why do you ask?

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  I think we have a bit of a problem

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style

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  Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"

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• (631): View more from New York

  ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?

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• (509): View more from Washington

  With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?

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• (209): View more from California

  Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits

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