Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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