if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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