Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
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