He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
So. Much. Porn.
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