I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
foreskin is a definite game changer
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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