the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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