Someone shit on the floor
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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