Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
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