Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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