What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
