I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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