sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
