remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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