haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
