if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
this boner is exhausting
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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