Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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