Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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