sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Randomize
