I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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