You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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