i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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