I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
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