brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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