I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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