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Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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