lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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