All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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