Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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