I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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