You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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