OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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