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if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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