school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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