I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
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