And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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