Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
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