i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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