He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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