hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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