it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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