yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i just had sex bonerless
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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