well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
