I swear she didn't look like that last week.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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