So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Damn victory sex feels great
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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