Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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