This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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